Branch out, get Hawaiian stuff and improve your quality of life.

This, my friends, is what you could call a new wave of hott that is gallantly taking our nation by storm.

Yep, you guessed it. The Hawaiian LEI (No, not the brand of jeans in the girls junior department) is becoming a good time must-have.

Why do I insist on wearing these sensational fantastic 99-cent good time necklaces?
No, I'm not of Hawaiian descent.
No, I don't think the high school humor aspect of the world LEI is funny anymore.
and No, I really don't think I'm that cool.

But here's what happens when you get your lei-on:
1. People everywhere go "OMG! Where'd you get that!"
2. People everywhere automatically assume that you're important.
3. People everywhere automatically assume that you just got back from a cruise or luxury vacation, and I'm okay with that.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:
4. The fun-factor of everyone around you dramatically increases as soon as the lei's are revealed.

For example:

I present to you, E-bomb, the world's greatest picture taker ever. She was embarrassed the whole night that I made her wear these, however, I have a feeling she will overcome it soon. Very soon:

Here's what it looks like when your best friend starts going with the lei-flow.
She's obviously having the time of her life:

And lastly, here's just a small taste of what you may or may not get if you provide the lei's the next time I see you.
Yes, this is me singing. To you. While wearing a lei:

I'm so soulful.

I AM SO MAD that I missed "Lei Day 2008"

Anyway, I need to figure out what Jason Castro's deal is, but right now I am going to bed.
Good night, love love!