"VANCOUVER, B.C. - For the fourth time in less than a year, a right human foot has been found off one of four different islands in the Strait of Georgia in British Columbia."
All four of these feet are RIGHT feet and were wearing a sock and a running shoe.
They think the feet are coming from a plane crash.
Hmm... and I guess, yeah, sure it makes sense. I mean, the chances of all four feet being the RIGHT foot is really likely. Right?
WHAT? OKAY.
Like my good buddy Joey just said:
"Clearly, there's a shark who can't digest the right human foot."
His theory seems slightly more realistic.
But it's probably a serial killer.
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It's definitely a hockey player's foot. They just use the tennis shoe to cover up the fact that it was a hockey foot. They take junior hockey seriously up there, and if they can cut off the right foot of an opposing player, they can only compete in the disabled hockey program. This gives the non-disabled team a big advantage.
On that note, you will see a few more Canadian skaters with one foot playing in the disabled hockey championships. They tend to have longer mullets to compensate aerodynamically to slumped right side of their body. You can watch these future championships on CBC.
Well, if you already have one right foot, there is a one in eight chance that the next three will also be right. But, add in the sock and the running shoe part, and that all goes to heck...
I like your serial killer theory.
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