Footlongs for $5?
You better bet I'll get fresh with you, Subway.
I was doing some calculations in my math-champion brain today. I think it would be worth my while to spend more grocery money on Subway sandwiches.
And maybe I'll even get healthy.
And maybe I'll even get healthy.
Dear Jared,
Subway sandwiches are incredible in my mouth.
I can only imagine how you feel.
Considering you eat them every single day.
I guess if you can eat them every day, then so can I...
And what could be better than some foreign
person and/or college kid making
your lunch and dinner for you?
Was that inappropriate? My b. Ya'll hush.
I can only imagine how you feel.
Considering you eat them every single day.
I guess if you can eat them every day, then so can I...
And what could be better than some foreign
person and/or college kid making
your lunch and dinner for you?
Was that inappropriate? My b. Ya'll hush.
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3 comments:
Jared's getting fat, again. With every commercial he plumps up a little bit more. I think he's preparing his audience for when he loses another couple hundred pounds on the McDonald's diet. Or possibly the shaikens diet which consists of peanut butter, bread and pineapple.
hahaha, the shaikens diet totally works too. protein is all you REALLY need.
(thats what she said)
omg, i'm being so inappropriate today. i'm sorry.
try, try, try again. once i found out what a "blog feed" was, i looked to see if mine was turned off. it wasn't. so try, try, try again. if you keep playing with it long enough it'll work
(that's what he said)
oh, snap!
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