Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Leo's aren't cool, but give me my fanny pack back.

It's the middle of the week, and I'm not gonna lie.

I'm exhausted.

However, I would like to point something out to all of you.

I was just watching PRIVATE PRACTICE when I realized something.

In almost every single episode, there is a couple who is trying to get pregnant. They can't, always for some traumatic reason (like incest or HIV), and the next day, one of the wives will come back and say, "I really need to talk to you... it's about my husband."

And the Doc will sit down with them and get the REAL scoop. Usually we find out that the wife doesn't really want a child, or that the husband is abusive, or something even more dramatic.

It occurred to me tonight that maybe I should let all of you know that real life doctors do NOT remember your name, nor do they sit down with you to listen to your problems.

Or maybe you already knew that.
Anyway.

NEEEXT!

Dear American Apparel,
Thank you for selling fanny packs. But please stop selling leotards.

Call me random, but I have a serious problem with our NATION and LEOTARDS. Or anything that makes you look as awkward as you would if you had a leotard on.
FOR EXAMPLE:


I just don't know anyone who buys these, or why they would. They wouldn't even be comfortable. Do you just grab your leo and heels and go? I don't know. That idea gives me a strange feeling.

These ladies, on the other hand, just look awkward. Or cool. Either way I'm jealous.



Oh, and... I kind of got accepted to my program for school...................
(holler)

4 comments:

bobm said...

not only does my doctor know my name,he knows all!!!! friends that also go there seem to find out my diagnosis before me!!! hes a chatterbox,that one!!!

shaikens said...

haha, oh no... that sounds suspicious! haha.

Just Dave said...

Know what you mean about docs. They seem to just be trying to fit as many copays as they can into a day. Congrats on your acceptance and good luck with whatever you will be doing. And I would not wear a leotard even when drunk on Halloween.

Anonymous said...

private practice isn't like every docs office. it's different. more personal. it's a 'private' practice. why you hatin on it?!?! ;-D And the head doc and addison are all about babies and baby making..so naturally alot of the stuff on the show is about pregnancy and trying to get pregnant. so.... once again...stop hatin.
hope you have fun at $1 drink night!
ebomb